Rebecca Black, if you haven’t heard, has possibly blown up on the internet. Literally. But, not for the best of reasons. Her song “Friday” has recently beat out “Baby” by the Biebs for the most disliked video on YouTube.com EVER. I've seen the video, or at least the first 45 seconds. I couldn't watch much more of it. It’s bad. I mean really, really bad. It’s as bad as when someone says a "your mom" joke, and you don't know them that well and you say that my mom is dead trying to be funny, and they say mine too, and then you feel like an idiot because you know they aren't kidding and you just stand there trying to think of something nice to say to cover your tracks but you just end up feeling lonely and cold and dead inside. Yeah, it’s almost the EXACT same feeling as you get when you watch this video.
Most people don’t know this, but the makers of the profound poop tank of a video are the ARK Music Factory which subsequently also came out with a song about Saturday called “Crush on You”. I believe you will find the style strikingly similar to “Friday” and it’s prepubescent suckiness.
It makes me want to never procreate because the ARK Music Factory monsters will come after your children and try to make them sing about different days of the week. Hopefully, by the time I do have children, they will have Monday uhh Monday, Tuesday why Tueday, Wednesday hump day Wednesday, Thursday almost Friday Thursday, and Sunday oh Holy Sunday covered.
I saw an article about how the writer of the “Friday” song finally came forward and apologized. Really???…. You FINALLY came forward.…Before you just let her hangout all on her own and let her take the blame? This poor girl is getting death threats for your mistake. Buck up, dude. Own your tween beat abortion of a song, and never produce YouTube music ever again.
As if I had to say it… Rebecca Black is whack.